Day #20
I have a fascination with hats. I don't wear them very often because I feel self-conscious about it. You start wearing a hat and everybody notices and being noticed by everybody is not one of my life-long desires. I've always had a comparatively small head that is generally only noticed when I try on a hat that slips down over my eyes or stands up too much off the crown of my head. If none of my hair is showing I look like a boy. So, I'm very careful with my selection of hats.
With this fascination comes an inclination to try on hats in stores. Why else would they be there calling to me? Sometimes I buy, but when the hat is ridiculous and you would really never wear it except to make your friend laugh in the store, why spend $30 on it? In recent days, I have become wary of touching a hat. Older women with too much time on their hands tend to be drawn to my mischievous actions as I ponder whether or not I look good in such a hat.
In Julian one day, four of us were sporting four ridiculous hats. Out of the collection of strange souveniers comes a woman who had been all alone in an empty shop for too long. She ripped the hats off of us and spat out something about the hats not being toys and promptly banishes us from her establishment.
Our trip to Niagra Falls found us inside a gift shop where they, of course, sold warm hats for those silly enough to leave theirs behind. On the very top of a free standing hat rack - not even a discreet shelf - was a coonskin cap with the darling animal's head still tucked inside the warm pelt. It was at eye level with my father, so he took it down and brought it over to show us so that we could all examine it and laugh at it. The lady behind the register came over and, smiling at us said something about it being a $500 hat as she primly replaced it on it's spot and the four of us tried to conceal our laughter behind agreeable remarks to her.
The Farmer's Market in St. Jacob's is indoors and the building is filled with vendors. One is full of hats and trinkets. There was a hat stand near the edge of the little shop with a good sized collection of cloches. I have wanted one for a long time. I had no money with me and none to spend if I did, but the cloche was so cute. I couldn't resist and, naturally, I tried one on. It was a little big, so I began to look for a different one and was apparently holding the too-large one conspicuously towards the register. She came over to me. "Do you want that one then?"
"Oh," I stuttered, trying to find an excuse that wouldn't obligate me to buy the hat, but wouldn't get me banished from the premises. "It's too big."
"Well, do you want the color? Here are some different sizes." She handed me a stack of the same hat. I tried one on that looked smaller, but wasn't significantly. The rest I snuck back onto the rack when her back was turned.
Some of the hats that I have had through the years.
Katie bought me a felt fedora from wet seal one year for Christmas. It was very cute, but my ears stuck out when I wore it.

Growing up my dad always had a leather fedora that he wore in the rain. I figured that, since I worked outside in the winter and my head always got soaked whenever it rained, that I should have a leather fedora too. One day at disneyland I stumbled upon a collection of Indiana Jones hats in the gift shop. The hat was terrible! It was a man's hat. It was too big, and after it got wet the first time the rim flopped weird. I wore it religiously for years whenever it rained.

My hat of choice. I've had a lot of these. I prefer straw to felt. They're cooler in the summer when I usually wear them.

Pictured below: a cloche. Isn't it cute?